Here is Lil Kim out in Miami showing us an obvious DON'T. Which "don't," you ask? Pick one. Too-short shorts (note: there is such a thing after a certain age despite what the trends are or how "good" you look for your age), showgirl heels, and baring her tummy (see previous note)??? Uh uh. Even if you are a young and fit 20-something, one of these looks is plenty in a single outfit.

Oh no! Please don't tell me that the catsuit is "back!" "Back" being in quotation marks because although it is never deemed as a "DO" by the fashion gods, every few years somebody decides that its time for it to make a "comeback" anyway. This time, the offenders are Lil' Kim and Kanye West's new lady-of-the-moment, Amber Rose.

I think that Amber Rose has a great figure, and Lord knows this woman loves her some spandex, but I think she should've left this ensemble at home. Even when you have an enviable figure, the only time these should be featured is on Halloween. Lil' Kim? NO excuses, she just looks trashy.

RAWWRRR!!!!

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